wikipediatrician

A wikipediatrician is someone who thinks the decisions they make are the best for their child, without doing any substantial research on the given issue.

It combines the words Wikipedia and pediatrician, the pediatrician part mockingly implies an expertise in children.

The wikipedia part implies the scarce amount of actual research they did on the subjects they claim to know a lot about, also implying the reliability of the sources used (if any are used).

Karen did not vaccinate her children because she was convinced vaccines caused autism, she is such a wikipediatrician

wikipediatrician by Paul Olio April 29, 2019

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wikipediatrician

n., adj. One who is so deeply embedded within the simplicity of online research culture that they are unable to divorce themselves from Wikipedia or other online sources.

He's such a wikipediatrician, not being able to poke his head in a library book when it comes time to do a report.

wikipediatrician by Simon Overmind June 26, 2010

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A wikipediatrician is a person who uses Wiki as the gospel truth. Any idiot can update or add info to Wiki.

My friends are zealous wikipediatricians. They don´t use a library for anything.

wikipediatrician by Balugapaud76 September 19, 2016

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Quiche Peanemis

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It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

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jalopy

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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