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Walt Whitman High School 

School in Bethesda Maryland that has a very visible preppy element despite the fact that there is a large group of utter losers lurking beneath the surface. But even most of us losers maintain our GPAs and take AP classes. Go figure.
"Dude, you go to Whitman? You must be super preppy and rich and stuff."
"...No...not really...I'm a starving artist."
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Walt Whitman High School 

Whitman is the best high school in Montgomery county. Not only does it have the best education but you cannot look around the school without seeing at least one hot girl or one smoking jock. Even if we are a little overcrowded we got the best people in moco to fill the school. BCC “the hot shit school” sucks ass compared to Whitman.
Oh...you go to BCC that sucks I go to Walt Whitman High School

Walt Whitman High School 

A bunch of semi-wealthy public school kids that like to pretend they go to private school. they go on about how rich and smart they are but in reality, they still go to a school they dont pay for.
Private school kid 1: Oh gross a bunch of Whitman kids.
Private School kid 2: I heard they have police there cuz its so GHETTO
Private school kid 1: no, they have nice cars and stuff but i think they take out loans for them or something.
Private School kid 2: Shit theyre coming towards us! they must know we go to nice schools!
Private School kid 1: we better dip before they give us herpes or steal our stuff..

Walt Whitman High School 

A school in Bethesda filled with supposedly rich kids. Everyone is preppy and jappy (even if their christian) and have nice cars. However, if their so rich, why dont they go to the amazing private schools in the area? Whitman is filled with a bunch of spoiled brats who arent really that rich.

And the freshman girls are the ugliest shits in the world.
"Whitman sucks and its all fake"
Walt Whitman High School by shithead December 25, 2004

Walt Whitman

Worst poet ever, also gay.
LOL, too Walt Whitmans just came walking outa that coffee house holding hands.
Walt Whitman by The Sneak September 18, 2003

Myne Whitman 

The pen name of a Nigerian Writer
Myne Whitman is the author of A Heart to Mend
Myne Whitman by nmeke May 14, 2010

Walt Whitman's sampler 

A "calorie-free" collection of "flavorless" (i.e., dull/boring) poetry instead of an assortment of delicious candies.
Good poetry and prose may indeed be "food for though", but giving someone a Walt Whitman's sampler instead of a box of rich yummy sweet Christmas chocolates is kinda pushing da envelope!