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Veitch   {Veh-e-tch}
Adjective

To get intoxicated by drinking as little as possible. Usually followed by crashing on a couch an hour later, and puking all over yourself and everywhere around you, while screaming and asking yourself ''WHY ME!?''.

The following day, it is normal for anyone who has suffered from Veitching to rookie out and tell their parents everything that has happened.
Guy1: Dude! We where at a party last weekend and Jon got completely Veitched!

Guy2: I could see that coming, how much did he have?

Guy1: He had around 200ml of a cruiser and a beer. You should have smelt the couch man.

Guy2: Hahaha, good ol' Jono, I bet his parents caught him.

Guy1: You hit the nail on the head, mate.
Veitch by iGoToSPC August 22, 2012
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n.
1. Someone who uses unethical tactics to get noticed, in order to manipulate the weak-minded for donations.
John: Charlie veitched YouTube again, he blocked everyone with a brain and deleted their comments!
Tim: Let's thumbs down his videos to warn his retarded fanboys.
veitch by killdec April 15, 2013
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Blue Vein Beatdown 

Smacking your girl in the face repeatedly with your stiff, rigid penis. Typically performed for her pleasure prior to oral sex.
I gave Rachel the blue vein beatdown last night before she sucked me off.

As soon as my dad left for work, I gave my step mom a blue vein beatdown.

Code Vein 

Person 1: So you bought Code Vein, Right?

Person 2: Yeah, there is a whole lotta Anime titty
Code Vein by Yeetifier January 14, 2021

Get out of my veins 

Is used in Israel. Means "leave me alone" (more like Piss Off or Fuck Off), and is accompanied by the appropriately annoyed tone and/or a fake wide smile.
Uri: "Well Dan, are you coming to lunch with me or not?"
Dan: "You asked me 20 times already, get out of my veins, will ya??"
Get out of my veins by Daphna D August 27, 2005

Þú verður veislumatur fyrir krákurnar

Means “You will be a feast for the crows.” in Icelandic and occurs when warlord does his head on a platter execution.
Random person fighting warlord in 1v1: oh okay a warlord this should be fun!

He gets absolutely clapped:

warlord: “Þú verður veislumatur fyrir krákurnar“ (Doing Head On A Platter)

Him: “Ok now what the actually fuck did u just say. that sounded like some shit straight outta exorcist.”

Warlord: chops his head off

Vein Cane 

She wanted my vein cane, so I was gonna stick it in her fun tunnel but she said 'No!, I want your dream stream in my meat feeder'. So I cummed in her mouth
Vein Cane by GRUESOMEBP July 30, 2010