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tossed salad 

The act of licking a partners anus and it's surrounding areas. The term draws a parallel to tossing a regular vegetable salad, where all the comtents of the slad are mixed around with salad tongs. In the sexual variety, the reciever of the "tossing" has all the contents of the anus (hairs, lint, dingleberries) mixed around by the partners tongue, which provides moisture (dressing)and essentially serves as human tongs.
My girl loves having a tossed salad before getting poked.
tossed salad by UrbanDom May 19, 2006
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the state of being inebriated enough to make up words...drunk and loving every second of it
"I'm so tossed, it's magnorious!"

"That party was amazing...everyone was tossed!"
tossed by dattaro December 28, 2005
Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.
He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.
TOSed by zuffix August 5, 2007

Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.
Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.
Caber Tossed by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

salad tossed 

having your salad tossed: is having your asshole eating out with jelly or syrup. I perfer syrup. See Rusty Nail
Web gets his salad tossed by Rusty.
salad tossed by KKKK December 6, 2002

tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself
She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again
Being tossed means you're basically losing a fight. You're getting absolutely destroyed and have no chance of winning. The other person is so much better than you and is tossing you, absolutely destroying you.
Let's toss this goblins!
You're getting tossed!
Tossed by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022