Tobetelogi

Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)

Tobetelogi is hot. - Sub
I know right? - Joe

Tobetelogi by notSub July 1, 2021

tobias forge 

mr. ghost.

its 2023, and somehow this app doesn’t have a definition for tobias forge — aka, toblerone fudge, titfuck, tobingle fobingle, toaster fart. the list goes on.

he likes his coffee kids temp and thinks he has telekinesis. has the fattest ASS (and hyperfixation on metallica).

basically the best swedish musician to ever exist, makes his goofy lil noises and makes silly music. pocket sized, i wanna take a bite out of him. he seems to activate everyone’s cuteness aggression.

twink.

totally normal and sane person: omg have you seen this new picture of tobias forge?!??
actually normal person: no, can i see?
totally normal and sane person: omgjffjdh i wanna beat him up and smash his head into a brick wall and blend him up.

“ puts him in a pillow case and swings him against the wall many times” — someone on twitter in regards to a picture of tobias forge.

tobias forge by #1 mary goore enthusiast October 29, 2023

Tobin

One of the hottest guys to ever exists. A Tobin will not have to work to get the girls. A bit of a smart ass, but all around sexy guy who treats women with respect and will charm you're clothes off. If you are dating a Tobin, consider your self extremely lucky. He has an interest in the arts and you will be his muse. Tobin's are iresistible and you'll find yourself extremely attracted to him and you're friends might find themselves getting very annoyed by how much you talk about him but will be jealous at the same time. Don't worry, Tobins may have a bit of a wondering eye, but if he's dedicated he'll stick with you and stay loyal through thick and thin.

Tobin: Hey.
Me: I can't breath.

Tobin by T+M Forever November 13, 2016

Tobias Funke 

1. Former Chief of Psychology at MGH
2. Co-Founder of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution
3. Understudy for the Blue Man Group
4. Author of best-selling book The Man Inside Me
5. world's first Analrapist (analysist-therapist)
6. Graft vs Host survivor
7. Nevernude
8. alleged homosexual

"Me thinks a cupid I shall play"
"If this tableaux I can create, perhaps I can reclaim my mate!"
"I blue myself for hours"
"FIRE sale"
-Dr. Tobias Funke

Tobias Funke by paddyo3584 December 28, 2008

Tobias 

Tobias is a very fit man with sexy abs that attract all the women. His sexy voice makes woman scream as they walk towards him. If he wants sex he gets it by saying just 3 words. “Come to me”

“Omg I just saw Tobias the other day. I love his abs they make me horny”

Tobias by DefinitionBeast December 22, 2018

Tobey 

An amazing guy who makes you feel your best. He can make anyone smile at anytime of the day. He is the best boyfriend/friend you could ever ask for. He will make your life a thousand times better

"Tobey is the best boyfriend I could ask for"

Tobey by Nutty Magee August 25, 2011

Tobin Bell

Actor best known for his role as John Kramer (a.k.a. The Jigsaw Killer) in the Saw films. He has worked in a variety of genres, typically playing a villain or other shady character. That creepy voice that John Kramer has? It's Tobin Bell's real speaking voice. Spooky.
Keep your eyes peeled for him in movies such as Goodfellas, The Quick And The Dead, and Mississippi Burning. His unmistakable face can also be found in an online horror trivia game, as well as on episodes of The Sopranos and ER.

Dude!! That guy who's on Chicago Hope right now - that's Tobin Bell!!

Tobin Bell by Dragonsblood_Venus May 4, 2008