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title insurance 

An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.
Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.
title humping by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

title troll 

someone that often makes jokes with ideas come from the title of something (often videos).
Like patent trolls, they don't produce any original material, but makes the ecosystem more toxic.
example:
title: Why are we not using graphene in our electronics
joke: I once try to buy graphene at the fish market, but all i get is seaweed.
title: We let our food mold and eat it
joke: I eat molded cheese for breakfast to increase mobility.
Sigh, the comment section is full of title trolls, where are those that actually have context.
title troll by StarryMayhem October 12, 2018

title ogre 

originated from 'title troll' to better suit for the STOP movement
like a title that hacks algorithms and grabs viewers' attention,
a title ogre does the same by making comments using elements from the title
for example:
title: 709 page book of the world largest prime number
comment: my friend is a primate, his primary choice of diversion is primal rage
sigh the comment section is bloated with impractical jokes again; better take action now and STOP those title ogres
title ogre by StarryMayhem November 2, 2018

title chaser 

A person who seeks to be someone with a higher title or position in life.
She's a title chaser dude! She only wants you because of your position in the company.
title chaser by Deegetz February 22, 2019

Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
Title Gandalf by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021