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Plant the bluegills in the garden 

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.
The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

Sold up the garden path 

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).
The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

work the garden

The act of tending to your herb, or otherwise, toking the reefer.
"Nah I'm just gonna stay here and surf... work the garden."
-Mathew McConaughey. Surfer Dude (movie)

Check the Garden 

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.
"Do you want to check the garden??"

Eat the garden 

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.
Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

Letting the dog in the garden 

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"