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snorg tees 

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.
FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"
snorg tees by phubans September 2, 2010

Snorters 

Got purp got kush plus i got power for you snorters!-Gucci mane
Snorters by yyuup March 20, 2010

Snorg Tees 

A Georgia-based company that sells shirts specializing in memes. It's also that advertisement you see at the right side of this website which shows hot girls wearing geeky and lame t-shirts. You can tell they're trying to make the jokes on the shirts seem funny and clever, but apparently they're not.
1. Look at this awesome new shirt I bought from Snorg Tees! "I'm an om-nom-nom-ivore"

2. Ohoho I'm sure you are
Snorg Tees by MisterRickster August 18, 2011

snorg tees 

this stupid online tee shit store that decided it wanted to take boring slogans that don't even make sense and put them on girls with boobs you know are totally fake.
who people would be that stupid to buy a shirt from snorg tees
snorg tees by ello kitty 1515 September 11, 2011

snorg tees 

A T-Shirt company that advertises on Urban Dictionary quite often. They use unoriginal jokes, like Jason (the chainsaw killer) looking at a calender that says "Friday the 12th."

Oh, how funny.

Anyway, they try to promote their business by featuring all their shirts dressed on girls with large breasts.
I saw another Snorg Tees ad today. It just showed a girl with huge boobs wearing a shirt that said "if zombies are coming, I'm tripping you." Really a turn-off, despite the huge boobs.
snorg tees by plain goldfish January 25, 2011
Referring to the great tits on the female models of a popular clothing line. Small, Large, Round, Low Riders, or Firm, they are all perfect in their own way.
Jack: Hey Bobby. Check out the tits on her!

Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.