emerald shower
That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!
emerald shower by Bunjamin November 17, 2013
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Koino Shower
The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.
Koino Shower by Kimmicakes December 25, 2013
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Shoreditch Samurai
A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015
Shit showdown
When two individuals are taking a shit in stalls next to each other, both are trying to not make a sound while shitting. Eventually one will give up and wipe their shitless ass and leave, the victor will then proceed to release his mud monkeys.
Shit showdown by Joe.mama September 24, 2019
poor man's shower
much like the mexican shower, it is a quickened alternative to a shower or a bath. requires the dipping of one's head underneath the faucet so as to clean the hair but not the entire body.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
the term originates from a detroit urban legend whereby one man had only enough money to generate water for his hair. he was, in fact, poor.
1. time is money, just take a poor man's shower
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
2. look, we're running late. either take a mexican shower or a poor man's shower.
3. if you think you're gonna be able to go bravo delta tonight, you gotta at least take a poor man's shower
4. you can tell he only took a poor man's shower this morning
poor man's shower by BIGGG AL May 28, 2009
Hot Girl Shower
A long shower a girl takes in order to prepare for a date or big event. She exfoliates, washes her hair, does a face mask, uses her nicest body wash, and shaves. The goal is to emerge soft, glowing, and sexy.
I’m meeting this guy from Tinder for a boat party in 3 hours, time to take a hot girl shower.
I’m gonna take a hot girl shower and then I’ll be right over.
Hot girl summer starts with a hot girl shower.
I’m gonna take a hot girl shower and then I’ll be right over.
Hot girl summer starts with a hot girl shower.
Hot Girl Shower by Lndslvns August 7, 2021
Philosophy shower
When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.
Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
Philosophy shower by FuctButSects October 22, 2010