A Santos 

George Santos got elected to the House of Representatives with more lies on his resume and fantasies in his bio. A santos is lying about nearly everything.

Her dating profile was a bit of a santos. We met at a bar and I didn't recognize current self from her "youthful" selfies on her dating profile..

A Santos by jmacofearth January 6, 2023

Saddleback Santorum 

The fresh mix of lube, blood and fecal matter that is the by-product of nubile Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex to preserve their virginity.

Ward, I found warm Saddleback Santorum all over Wally's bible.

Saddleback Santorum by woogy98407 January 30, 2009

Santorum Sweater Vest 

After two men have unprotected anal sex, they wipe the frothy mixture of semen and fecal matter on a third man's chest hair.

Rick volunteered to wear the Santorum Sweater Vest after the night's rigorous gay orgy.

Santorum Sweater Vest by SpoogeyMcSpoogerton January 11, 2012

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Santorum 

1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.

3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."

Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.

Santorum by Rollo & Biff October 26, 2006

Santorum surge 

The sudden expulsion of santorum from the anus.

Oh my god when he farted there was this huge santorum surge.

Santorum surge by jjhf0 January 6, 2012

Santorum 

That frothy mixture of lube & fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

Abby said that after she & John had anal sex, she had to wash the santorum off right away.

Santorum by Savage Love October 3, 2009