premo dan 

while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.

yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan

premo dan by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009

Joe Premo 

A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.

Man, that guy is just crushing it right now, what a Joe Premo.

Joe Premo by SimpleRick241c March 1, 2019

Permo 

Being on a permanent trip after a single use of hallucinogenic drugs.

"You know that acid we took last day of school?"

"Aye?"
"I'm still tripping, I'm on a permo"

Permo by danraypermo94 December 17, 2015

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is simply destruction

Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure. by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

premoonstrual 

The strange and uncomfortable energy that makes one have increased irritability, anxiety, and insomnia in the days leading up to the full moon.

"Ohhhh it's a full moon tonight....I've been premoonstrual. That explains why I haven't been sleeping, I've been crabby, and I woke up in the mental institution."

premoonstrual by moonchild and littlewing April 23, 2014

Permolash

The art of permanently getting lashed (drinking alcohol) morning, noon and night. Especially used when trying to avoid the ill-effects of a hangover.

"Oh no, James has been on the permolash again!"

Permolash by BMW_86 September 6, 2011

Preconditulation 

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

Preconditulation by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014