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plain skin 

What tattooed/pierced/scarred/modded people use to refer to annoying un-modded people who have the mistake misconception that NOT having mods somehow makes you better. implies that one completely misses the fact that body modification is one of the oldest act of humankind and one of the most striking differences between humans and animals.
"A plain skin can't comprehend the joy of body modification."
plain skin by Phro November 14, 2006
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plain-skin 

Take out that piercing and cover up those tattoos before your grandparents are here!
- Never, just let those plain-skins get used to it.
plain-skin by Robert John May 31, 2006

plain sauce 

Me: Can I have some plain sauce on the side with my mcfeed?
Her: Water?
Me: Yes.
plain sauce by plain sauce boy September 15, 2017

plain sewing 

Mutual masturbation. A common term among the gay community in Australia in the 60s and 70s.
There was no anal action, just a bit of plain sewing.
plain sewing by Rufous Doors March 24, 2023

Lake Placid Surprise 

A variation of the 69 position where the man is on top with his open anus towards his partners trusting face. Just as the partner is about to climax, the man cuts the illest fart ever, ruining a perfectly good orgasm.
Friend: How'd your date with Ryan go?

Laurianne: I don't think I'll be seeing him again. He farted in my face with his cheeks spread while we were servicing each other!
Friend: oh no, he gave you the ole Lake Placid Surprise!

Just plain shit 

John: All women are hoes
Alex: That's just plain shit.

John: All prostitute's go to heaven
Alex: That's just plain shit.
Just plain shit by B.Renegade October 19, 2018

Paid Sneaky Link 

A phrase girls use to substitute prostitution. A paid sneaky link is being paid to have sex with someone. The phrase is used to have a less harsh tone than prostitution.
John: Woah where did you get all that money
Marta: Oh I had a paid sneaky link
John: Wait you mean prosti.....