Pearled 

To get up at 6 to travel 3 hours to meet a girl who kisses you and then when you get home tells you she wants to be just mates

Oi leon Tom just got pearled!

Pearled by Am21 November 6, 2018

Pearlist 

A person who believes in the use of

Physical
Evidence
And
Reasoned
Logic

As opposed to a FLAWSist

Sir, Do you believe in god?
Good grief no, I am a pearlist.

Pearlist by SPACKlick April 14, 2010

pearling

To roll the perfect jay

man i be pearling it all the time why you think this jay looks so nice all the time.

pearling by oglocfrom the block August 2, 2009

pearler 

pearler is a swansea word used by mainly teenagers aged 15-19 and usually refers to someone or something who's a twat/idiot/stupid/rebel.

-johhny just got his ass out to a teacher, what a pearler

-laurens skirts so short you can see her clunge, what a pearler

-that fat kid just asked if he could have a job in mcdonalds, what a pearler

pearler by babycakes111 July 7, 2011

sharp and pearlies 

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

sharp and pearlies by Fearman October 30, 2007

pearler 

A beauty, a winner.

Presumably one may exclaim this when an oyster is cracked open "shucked" to reveal a pearl within its manky outter shell. In the similar fashion "eureka" was yelled when someone found gold, so that everyone in the area knew where to run towards, most likely to shoot the proclaimer, and pinch the gold nugget.

Someone tells a joke. The crowd laughs. "that was a pearler" someone exclaims.
Someone gets a flat Tyre or puncture. The sidewall is absolutely fucked. "Oh thats a pearler there. buddy"

pearler by savagemastery July 26, 2018

Pearled 

A perfectly rolled blunt.

She pearled that blunt.

Pearled by Bloodfeather August 14, 2018