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Obamalism 

Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists.

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O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective
Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?
Obamalism by Novel Zephyr May 21, 2009
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Obamatize 

The act of publicly pledging one's allegiance to the Almighty Barack Hussein Obama - as Christians being baptized to publicly proclaim their allegiance to Christ.
According to the American media, citizens of the world were Obamatized on January 20, 2009.
Obamatize by timedimension4 January 22, 2009

Obamatized

One who is touched by the words and speeches of Barack Obama.
The large group of voters were obamatized by the
words of the politician.
Obamatized by John Lesiak December 9, 2008

Obamaite 

A blind follower of the prophet Obama. A person who pays no attention to his socialist policies or his radical associations with people like Bill Ayers and Reverend Jeremiah Wright, and will refute any negative claim about him, even if it is fact. He will say that you are smearing Obama, and that Obama never plays those political games, which is utter bullshit. This is a truly ignorant fuck.
"My roommate Max is a Obamaite, as he always talks about sucking his dick clean."
Obamaite by THE Big AD January 18, 2009

Obamanista 

(Noun) 1. Someone who espouses (in a militaristic fashion) the socialist policies of Barack Obama
Don - "I was talking to Terri the other day about Obama's plans, and she became real defensive about any criticism of him."

Lewis - "Yeah, she's a true Obamanista."
Obamanista by Don in Austin March 11, 2009

Obamawhistle 

The annoying whistle sound that comes from Obama as he speaks certain words from the teleprompter.
My dog starting howling when he heard the Obamawhistle last night, it must be that high pitched sound the prez makes.
Obamawhistle by Skutch54 August 23, 2011

Obamasistible 

The quality of being equal to Barack Obama's awesomeness. Ex: A high caliber of being smart and very logical.
See that smart and charming guy over there? He's Barack Obamasistible!
Obamasistible by Le Demi God February 20, 2009