an enormous basketball-playing man. sucks at everything and has a small chode-like penis. likes chimichongas, swings, and complaining about shiny cheese. can often be found near/around gay men who don't shower and hobos, or is that the same thing?

I want to pour hot wax all over that oaf's body.

Oaf by oaf November 29, 2003

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Oaf

A person, normally larger in shape, who is extremely lazy. Normally drinks excessive amounts of budweiser and smokes excessive amounts of THC. An oaf will go out of his way to be lazy.

Guy 1: Yo, henry can you close that window?

Henry: nah dude i dont wanna get up.

Guy 1: you oaf

Oaf by Mudbone15 October 24, 2014

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Oaf

An oaf is someone who is slow witted, clumsy and unintelligent

Greg go stop being an oaf and try to get more than 6 GCSE's

Oaf by Oafy February 25, 2015

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