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Mustache Cop
A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
Mustache Cop by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
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Mustache Trumpet Man
That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
Mustache Trumpet Man by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011
mustache with titties
mustache with titties by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012
mustache ride
Sitting on the face of a man with a mustache, and receiving cunnalingus from said man, thus creating the impression that you are on a ride.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
Usually it is a female taking a mustache ride, but I assume males can figure out a way to take the ride as well. I just don't want to hear about it.
mustache ride by Reliquium May 31, 2004
Mustache bug
Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.
I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.
Mustache bug by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010