Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

Malte Wegbratt by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

dirty malte

The deffinition of the worlds sexiest person who is also as atractive on the inside as they are to look at. A very likeable person who knows many people fairly well but only have a few real OG’s by their side.

Oh look there is dirty malte, I can’t stop looking, he is so hot.

I’m going to dirty malte later, he said there was a party with all his friends at his house.

dirty malte by dirtymalte April 15, 2020

Dirty Malte

Carrys around a lighter but doesnt smoke

Theo: Look at that dude carrying around a lighter
Ella: Bet he doesn’t smoke, he’s doing a real dirty Malte

Dirty Malte by User420575378 May 18, 2020

Model-Malte 

A model-Malte is a pretty boy who is also great at Maths. You can call him Math-Malte too. He is lazy when he have to do math even though he can do it. He used to be a model but his big be a mathematician.

Model-Malte make your math homework!

Model-Malte by VMSE September 9, 2018

Jan-Malte 

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, plazing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

Someone is sleeping there, it must be Jan-Malte.

Jan-Malte by gabsyy January 8, 2025

Jan-Malte 

Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.

who is that hottie sleeping there? It must be Jan-Malte

Jan-Malte by gabsyy January 8, 2025

Dirty Malte

Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

Dirty Malte by Straya11 February 7, 2025