latino strangler

When there is an eyeball burning, paint peeling stink eminating from the factory rest rooms after lunchtime it is usually referred to as a latino strangler. It truly makes you wonder where you went wrong.

Oh fuck, another latino strangler.That damn beanerbeat me here again! I should have used the restroom at the Mobil station.

latino strangler by Running out of patience December 19, 2008

Latino Meat Shank 

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

Latino Meat Shank by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

Latino Beat 

The act of pleasuring yourself to Latin music videos on mute.

John: Shaun, do you want to go to the porn shop?

Shaun: No man, the recession is killing me, I just turn on Telemundo on mute and do the Latino Beat.

Latino Beat by Lbeats July 28, 2011

Latino Grouping 

The belief that all Latinos in the U.S.A are Mexican.

Me getting off the phone: Si, te quiero, bye.

Whiter than Albino friend Tiffany: Hey I didn't know you are Mexican!

Me: Well, actually, I'm Latino.

Tiffany: Hey Ashley, did you know she was Mexican?

Ashley: You're Mexican?

Me: Not all Latino's are Mexican. My family is from-

Phil: Wow! How did you get across the border? Can you speak Spanish? Hey Steve! She's a Mexican immigrant!

Steve: An illegal Mexican immigrant! Dude! Jerry's uncle is a cop! You shouldn't be telling people that.

Me: I am totally an illegal Mexican immigrant! I just got out of cage where ICE kept me and my 7 brothers and sisters: Juan, Juan-Diego, Juanita, Juanpango, Juan jr. Juan Sr. and Juan-de La Rosa, and now I spend my days running from border patrol.

All: Wow!

Me: Yall and your Latino Grouping. I'm glad we have Affirmative Action and I get to beat all of you to college.

Latino Grouping by I'm not MEXICAN! July 9, 2018

Latino Heat 

Guy who is Latin and Hot

That guy Rob T. is a Latino Heat

Latino Heat by Torres February 27, 2008

Latino Man’s Mattress 

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.

“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”

Latino Man’s Mattress by Gabriel Mason March 2, 2023

Latino Wall 

(noun). a barrier, family, or large group of latinos that makes it difficult to move to another destination when walking in a mall or any other public area

Austin and Ryan were walking through the mall to get to the food court when they suddenly ran into a latino wall blocking their path.

Latino Wall by ShiBaBa December 30, 2011