polynesian landmine 

After sex, the male poops on the female's chest then begins to slap it while saying "bombs away".

"Bro, last night my bitch made me do a Polynesian Landmine!"

polynesian landmine by PenisChoker69 August 12, 2017

Social Landmine 

People that seem to be planted at every event, bar, joint birthday party, mall, cousins friend's bbq, happy hour, etc that you were maybe friends with for a day but since have to navigate around every time you see them to avoid wasting another long pointless convorsation that they for some reason want to have.

"I went to Kells last night and there were SO many social landmines in the way that I didnt even get time to take a shot with Laura. I was too late, Dan and Kate both got me."

Social Landmine by KDDANCEPARTY April 21, 2009

landmine 

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

landmine by Tbone July 16, 2003

landmine 

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines

landmine by YounqMoney July 30, 2010

landmine 

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

landmine by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Landline 

Least attractive person in a couple you hook up with in order to get to the most attractive one. Named after the landline that no one really wants in a cable company's "triple play" (internet + TV + landline). Can also be used as a verb.

It was obvious that the guy was clearly more into my boyfriend than into me, but I still went along with it. I was clearly landlined.
This chick was so hot but she wouldn't do anything without her husband, so I went ahead and got the landline.

Landline by lelaroquais August 15, 2017

Landmines 

A drinking game invented by current University of Pittsburgh students Sam Montgomery, Dan Jordan, and Ben "The Jew" Gomberg. This game involves plastic cups, a quarter, and lots and lots of canned beer. First you need to gather as many people as you want to play. Usually a good number is 4. The more people there are, the harder the game gets. Everyone sits around a large table or flat surface. Each player gets a plastic cup and a can of beer. They pour as much beer as they want into the cup, and then the first person spins the quarter on the table. Once the quarter is spinning, the player picks up their cup with one hand, chugs the beer in the cup, puts the cup down, and picks up the quarter with the same hand they chugged the beer with. If the quarter falls off the table, the player must drink what is in their cup, refill it, and spin/drink again. If the quarter hits another cup on the table, the player must drink what's in that cup as well as what is in their cup, refill their cup, and spin/drink again. When someone finishes a beer, they may place it on top of the quarter while it is spinning during any give turn. The player who was in the process of drinking when the can was placed must spin/drink again, and the can stays there for the rest of the game. If at any time the quarter hits the can, the player must spin/drink again. The game goes until you run out of beer or everyone passes out.

Yo let's go play some landmines.
Dude we're gonna get so fucked up if we play that

Landmines by DeMarco201 March 17, 2008