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Cayden Kindred 

"Let me find a synonym for hot"
*looks up synonyms*
o wow, Cayden KIndred, he is so good looking
Cayden Kindred by ajblm May 17, 2021
An electronic device in which you can get mad chicks with by downloading their favorites books such as; Nicholas Sparks, Twilight, Gossip Girl, and other romantic books.
Girl: OMG is that a Kindle?

Boy: Yes, want to read together sometime at my house next to the fire?
Kindle by ryguyfly May 29, 2011

kindle model 1 

What the ancients used to call a "book". A primitive version of the amazon kindle made out of thin leaf-like material and bound together. It only had memory for one story at a time. It is now a pointless antique.
Dave: "what's this dusty old paper thing?"

Mary: "I think that's the kindle model 1"

Dave: "Does it have 3g?"

Mary: "No"
kindle model 1 by jokerpants May 17, 2011
To remotely delete files without the user's knowledge or permission.
"I had a great little game on my iPhone, but Apple Kindled it!"
Kindle by taltamir July 24, 2009
A entity that has become one of the Undead
i.e. a Vampire
Kindred by Julian Luna June 4, 2003

kindleclicks 

those soft double-clicks heard only in quiet environments like doctor's offices, libraries, and in bed at night as the sound of somebody turning the page of a book on their Amazon Kindle or other eReader.
I thought my wife was way more into her novel, in bed last night, since her kindleclicks were way faster than me, reading the latest Christopher Moore -- until I saw she had the print size dialed up so she wouldn't have to wear her glasses.
kindleclicks by k3for January 19, 2010