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Khan Academy 

Dunno what everyone else here is on about. Khan Academy is a cool dude who makes useful math videos and probably does a better job at explaining stuff than your boring high school math teacher. Otherwise, why would you be watching him?

It's actually quite ironic if you think about it, a few years ago people are praising him as a better alternative to your crappy math teacher, now people are shitting on the dude that provides FREE math tutorials. Sure, he might take longer to explain things, but the fact that he takes his time, as well as having an optimistic tone of voice, means that he genuinely cares about you and the subject. Beats having some teacher who reads directly from the text with his unenthusiastic monotone voice.

P.S. To the person who's complaining about color switching, uhh seriously?? He does this to make it more easier to read, it's called color coding, duh.
People in 2014: Woooo thanks Khan Academy, you made me pass my AP calculus test!

People in 2020: Ughhh I hate Khan Academy, he makes math so tedious!

Me: lol
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Khan Academy 

Guy 1: Did you do that Khan Academy assignment??
Guy 2: Yeah, it was hell.
Khan Academy by J skillet April 24, 2020

Khan Academy 

Khan Academy is a very dumb but learning sites for children. One thing Middle Schoolers hate about Khan Academy is that dudes voice. That thing is so fricking annoying!
Teacher- Now Khan Academy is for homework.

Student- OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I hate that mans stupid voice!
Khan Academy by detentiongal April 2, 2019

Khan Academy 

A website for people to attempt to learn things like math. The math videos however, take 10 minutes extra to explain, are very long winded, and have a bunch of excessive information. The narrator constantly changes the color of his writing for absolutely no reason and likes to repeat words.
Friend: hey. Can u hang out?
Me: no, I have to do khan academy 🙄

khan alboogi 

It's the Mongolian traditional jerk. Mongolians like to say it to the jerk.
Chi cn ymr ergu khan alboogi be?
Why are you khan alboogi
khan alboogi by Gamernoob69 November 18, 2020

Khan Academy 

The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."
Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.
Khan Academy by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022

khan academy 

A website that teachers make you do math work on. It requires you to get a 10 problems in a row in order to pass.
khan academy by Micky McMick August 22, 2011