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Jones Crusher 

A girl who grinds down on your dick so hard while she's riding you that you get chaffed and sore. Originally from a Frank Zappa song.
1) That girl I banged last night was a Jones Crusher. My dick was so raw when I woke up it had scabs growing on it.

2) She's a Jones Crusher, Jones Crusher; Deadly jaws, better get the gauze...
Jones Crusher by fishymonger February 21, 2011
Related Words

jones wack

To hit a vape.
Jones = vape
Wack = to hit
Yo, can I get a Jones Wack?
jones wack by Barber Shop September 16, 2019

David Matthew jones 

A king
A legend
A magic man
He is David Matthew jones
Person:” OH MY GOD IS THAT David Matthew jones!?!?”
David Matthew jones by Frannie December 21, 2022

Levi Jones 

A really hot boy, who plays guitar and sings like an angel. With blue eyes, he is like a Vampire but he loves cats so he is a Campire. He is almost in a band with 3 others hot boys, the band is called The tide.
He loves Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes and he loves 'A little too much' by Shawn mendes.
Hot levi Jones

campire cat and vampire
Levi Jones by campire March 5, 2015

bald eagle jones 

When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.
My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.

Indianapolis Jones 

"What in the fuck...are you dressed up like a bumble bee for? And why do you look like Indianapolis Jones?"