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the sexiest hairdo known to womankind, or at least to the japs of Toronto. Mmmm mmm mmm
Ethan Zohn, that Jewish hotty that one survivor had one sexy mother of a Jew-Fro
jewfro by Angie November 10, 2003

Jewfrohawk

A cross between a jewfro and a mohawk. The hair on the sides of the head are shaved, leaving the curly goodness of the jewfro in a strip down the middle. A simpler styling would be a jewfauxhawk, a cross between a jewfro and a fauxhawk. Obviously, curly hair is required, hopefully caused by a jewish heritage.

It may or may not be possible, but if this legendary hairdo exists, it would, without a doubt, be awe-inspiring.
Jew Lover 1: i would love to see that Seth Goldberg wear a Jewfrohawk.
Jew Lover 2: Yeah, or maybe Eli Cohen. I mean, their jewfros are already so orgasmic i'm not sure if their hair would improve or just get worse!
Jew Lover 1: You know what would be EVEN COOLER? If Kyle from Southpark tried that 'do!!
Jew Lovers 1, 2 & 3: YEAH!
Jewfrohawk by sp00kish July 3, 2009
Mr. Belding massaged his cock with Screech's sexy jewfro in front of Mr. Dewey's class at Bayside.
Jewfro by Bolton September 21, 2005
The world's sexiest hair. Oft sported by people of the Jewish faith, it is curly, thick and usually very dark (if not black) hair. Many people of all origins would agree the combination of volume and buoyancy would almost guarantee attractiveness.
Oh my G-d, look at that hottie with that Jewfro over there.
*shivers*
jewfro by ithinksoccerrocks December 31, 2008
Dark, curly frizzy hair that often belongs to Jews.
I would love to grow my hair out, but it will just poof out into a jewfro.

Issac: Check out that Jew over there.
Chris: How do you know that?
Issac: I could spot that jewfro from another zip code.
Chris: Yeah, you're right. Wow, you have really good jewdar.
jewfro by Eric23 January 1, 2009
jew plus fro= jewfro!
what the hell is a jewfro?
cause i like that word but i dont think i should
jewfro by ohmaigod June 27, 2007