Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, a person that is always with you side by side no matter where you go. He is the person that you can always depend on to help you in no matter what it is. Everyone has a Jeff and even if its not another person it may actually be yourself.

You're my jeff

Jeff by sujfjb December 16, 2019

Jeff

A failure of a robot, who cannot follow simple code instructions; deserves to be punted across the parking lot

Jeff can’t even turn right when told to!! Can’t wait to dismantle him

Jeff by thnksfrthvnm August 11, 2023

Jeff

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Jeff by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

Jeff

Jeff has a shlong and not afraid to use it.

Omg Jeff is the legend of shlongs

Jeff by Creepsquad June 18, 2018

Jeff

The worst person on the face of the earth. A complete backstabbing narcissist piece of bitch. You can usually tell a Jeff by his long hair, fake personality, and shit attitude. He's disrespectful to his mother, cheats on his girlfriend, and treats his best friend like garbage. He also probably has a pee fetish.

"That Jeff guy is a real creep."

Jeff by kingbabydespacito November 1, 2018

Jeff

A Sneaky little bastard that think he is the shit but isn't and wants everything to be his way and his way only and only talks to you when he is bored you if forced t o talk to you come to you with his drama and get you drsgged into even though you has nothing to do with that drama.

"Who is that"
"oh thats Jeff stay away from him he is a sneaky bastard and will screw you over"

Jeff by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020

Jeff

He is an awful person. He lives in West Vancouver and is a narcissist. If you sleep with him beware; he fucks men as well as women and he doesn't use rubber.

Get tested if you slept with Jeff

Jeff by Cowgirl2018hey May 14, 2019