paralytically incorrect

When, following the consumption of unhealthy amounts of alcohol, ones usually easy going and tolerant views are discarded for a somewhat more robust manifesto.

Stemming from 'paralytic' (Brit. slang) meaning extremely drunk.

Hello Bob. Did you have a good time last night?

No Ted, I feel like shit and I can't remember how I got home. I hope I didn't become paralytically incorrect.

paralytically incorrect by Antony December 20, 2003

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romantically incorrect

Not saying and/or doing the things in a relationship that reach the standards of an obnoxiously idealistic significant other. Not adhering to the unwritten rules, AKA unrealistic cliches, of romance.

Jane: Ted, I love you so much, I would do absolutely anything for you! Do you feel the same way about me?

Ted: I hate to be romantically incorrect, but no. That's just stupid.

romantically incorrect by bdawk20fan July 19, 2010

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Incorrection

When someone tries to correct someone else, but in fact the correction is wrong.

George: I like this champagne.

Pete: Correction, it's actually just sparkling wine. It's only called champagne if it comes from the Champagne region of France.

George,: Actually that's an incorrection, because this sparkling wine IS from the Champagne region of France. So go fuck yourself Pete.

Incorrection by Gonzo Writer April 18, 2017