The Hamburglar 

A mysterious entity that steals food while being delivered to a customer in the drive-thru, typically at the food chain known for their "Golden Arches"(aka McDonald's). So far he has gotten away with an estimated 25,978 bigmacs, 75,060 kids meals, over 10,800 large sodas, and an estimated $20,000 dollars worth of large fries orders. As an attempt to catch the thief, McDonald's has issued a reward of $2M and a lifetime supply of anything on the dollar menu. His range: anywhere there's a McDonald's.

Sorry, mom. I would have brought some home for you, but the hamburglar took our whole order!

The Hamburglar by M_P_X June 2, 2017

The Hamburglar Game! 

The "Hamburglar Game" The objective of the game is to find, and point at, the first girl wearing black and white horizontal stipes. This can be done upon entrance to a bar or nightclub. Simply point and yell "Hamburglar" The first person to do so wins! The prefix "Ham" can also be replaced with other describtive words and half-words such as...
"flooze-burglar, huge-burglar, iceburg-lar, cling-burglar, corpse-burglar.
This game, and it's informational helpful hints for friends, makes it a game you will love playing forever. You will truly be amazed how many Hamburglars are really out there!

This is one way you could win "The Hamburglar Game!"

"HAMBURGLAR!!!" Yesss I win again! Good thing I have the ring of power!!!

The Hamburglar Game! by The one ring December 13, 2010

Jerry the Hamburglar 

A large boned individual that has the ability to sniff out some triple smoked ham within a fridge from 100 meters away. Jerry can sneak like a church mouse and disappear in the blink of an eye. Jerry will deplete the fridge of triple smoked ham or for that manner, any smoked and cured meat in the blink of an eye.

Jerry the Hamburglar doesn't share.

Mom: Where did the ham go?

Kid: Maybe Jerry the Hamburglar took it again?

Jerry the Hamburglar by Thehammatime August 16, 2021

The Hamburglar 

1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

The Hamburglar by The Hamburglar Man January 18, 2009

The Hamburglar 

see Ben Rothwell

man, did you see the shellacking Ben "The Hamburglar" Rothwell took the other day? that was brutal!

The Hamburglar by dkwrtw January 20, 2010

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

The Hamburglar Touch by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

hamburgalar 

the mcdonalds character that steals hamburgers from the other mcdonalds friends

did you see that cocksucking hamburgalar steal ronald mcdonalds hamburgers?

hamburgalar by mitch420k April 5, 2012