Tina Fey Glasses 

1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.

"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"

Tina Fey Glasses by My2wins October 29, 2008

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses 

1. A lesser known film and TV trope, where a woman is not perceived to be attractive unless she is wearing glasses.

2. Someone who wears non-prescription glasses for fashion reasons.

John is such a hipster, with his lensless glasses. He's like Glasses Jasses Superbrasses!

Rainham Cool Club does not admit Glasses Jasses Superbrasses tryhards - you can't just buy splankers and put it on your face, man!

Glasses Jasses Superbrasses by DogfinderGeneral October 29, 2020

glassdick 

A crack pipe.

Damn, she needs to check herself into rehab and stop sucking on that glassdick.

glassdick by Tyson April 2, 2003

bumblebee glasses 

The huge sun glasses that every mtv california wannabe girl wears. They are mostly used to cover up %65 of your face. This is either because the girl did not put on makeup this morning or she wants to look like every other girl on the street so that men see the glasses instead of their true ugliness.

me: "Hey look at that hot chick over there!"
other person: "Where, I dont see her?"
me: "Next to the ugly chick trying to look hot in those bumblebee glasses

bumblebee glasses by Matthew Brady July 8, 2006

Dahmer Glasses. 

Glasses of the same style that serial murderer Jeffery Dahmer wore.

Massie looks like a creep in those Dahmer Glasses.

Dahmer Glasses. by JoshxVomit. July 1, 2010

Wheres my fucking glasses? 

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

Wheres my fucking glasses? by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! May 16, 2011

Glossed Up 

She's got them DSLs prepped to suck the D.

Did you see them lips? She's all glossed up and ready to go.

Glossed Up by HillsMountains May 4, 2018