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Gardener 

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.
Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.
Gardener by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022
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Garden Variety Lesbians

The normal, average or typical lesbians. Lesbians that are obvious in the way they look or by thier personalities.
Yea dude, those are some garden variety lesbians for sure.

Pulled a Gardevoir 

When you make a character and there is a lot of porn of it
I made a new character and I accidentally pulled a Gardevoir

Gardenia 

Gardenia is a hot sexy Spanish chick who knows what she wants and what she'll get she doesn't play games, she's a great friend to have and she's super loyal she's always there whenever you need her, she can be quite the partier once handed a drink but the best thing about Gardenia is that she's unpredictable she loves doing things that people are to scared to do she's practically a daredevil. She's also a great girlfriend so unique and special her characteristics are stunning and her face and bod smoking hot during the day you may think she's innocent but locket she a freak in the sheets. She is everything a guy could ever want plus more she's definitely wifey material so if you got a Gardenia on your hands don't let her go
You know that Gardenia chick she's mad weird but she's crazy fun
Gardenia by P34ch3s November 24, 2014
A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to hard, porn is everywhere.
"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."

"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"

"Gross!"
Gardevoir by Garde's other acolyte December 25, 2007

garden state parkway 

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.
Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."
garden state parkway by dts. August 19, 2009

Garden gnome 

Did you see my new garden gnome.
Garden gnome by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018