Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.
She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.
Basicallyanal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "ChocolateFunnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."