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cum funnel 

Oral sex technique involving a regular funnel. The cum swallower holds a funnel in his mouth in order to not spill any of the semen outside the oral cavity. Made popular by amateur pornstar Britney (aka Chicktrainer). Aside from the obvious degrading sexual aspect the technique is supposed to combine the appeal of both the visual (external) cumshot as well as semen swallowing without the usual problems of spillage (= facial moneyshot).
Britney got cum funnelled and swallowed every drop of semen.
cum funnel by Sam_K October 10, 2006

Cum Funnel 

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.
I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.
Cum Funnel by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

funnel-fuck 

When a large group of people suddenly try to fit through a much-too-small doorway, stairwell, etc.

similar to "bottlenecking"
Man, I hate the 34th street N train entrance. It's always so crowded...a total funnel-fuck.
funnel-fuck by GrebbyBoeby August 17, 2008

Funnel News 

News received through social media, filtered by a person's own online activity that leads to an inaccurate, slanted, extremely biased, and limited understanding of an issue or situation.
She had no idea there was another side to the story because she had been surrounded by funnel news for years.
Funnel News by natsue April 27, 2017

chunnel funnel

"Simon, please clean the chunnel funnel when we're done using it."
chunnel funnel by softg August 15, 2007

Chocolate Funnel Cakes

Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."