Tennessee Log flume 

When, after sex, a woman deficates on a man's chest and then urinates on it.

Last night, Stacy gave Tom a Tennessee log flume and he ended up washing his sheets three times to get all the piss and shit out.

Tennessee Log flume by Lyzzy August 6, 2006

Log flume

To have a bowel movement in a bathtub.

Great day - parade, festival, funnel cakes, shopping.... and then the baby log flumed in the tub...and one of her sisters was in there too!

Log flume by Matt Lispen October 19, 2010

meat flume

A big penis!

That stankin hoe just road my Meat Flume

meat flume by Hermz da sperm July 9, 2003

fart flume 

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

fart flume by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

tallahasee log flume 

big piece of motherfucking shit right in yo mommas mouth

me yo mom and a tallahasee log flume

tallahasee log flume by yo mamma III February 22, 2003

nom de flume 

aka

any of your other online selves

Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.

nom de flume by funkspiel July 23, 2011

meat flume

Ilarge penis

My girl love the Meat flume

meat flume by XXXspermXXX July 9, 2003