dry old fashioned 

A Hand-Job with no lube or spit.

We didn't have sex, but she gave me a dry old fashioned in the car.

dry old fashioned by Billtown September 24, 2013

old fashioned way 

usually relating to booze and someone getting hurt.

for erick (a.k.a. el dirte), the old fashioned way to receive a blow job entailed getting a broad considerably boozed up.

old fashioned way by erick t, hayley v November 28, 2005

old fashioned 

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.

Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.

old fashioned by Hell Rell August 13, 2006

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.

Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

Old Fashioned Blowjob by BootyEater27 August 15, 2016

Ole fashioned 

Past present, remebering the good old days, Somed thing you deserve once and awhile.

How about a good ole fashioned cup of shut the fuck up.
You need an ole fashioned ass whoopin.
I'll giver an ole fashioned fuckin.

Ole fashioned by MartyB63 January 21, 2009

Fascinized 

A hybrid cross between "Fascinated" and "Mesmerized". Often used in situations where more potent descriptive adjectives are in dire need.
Used when showing great amazement for something.

I was fascinized when Sarah Palin decalred that she "could see Russia from her house !"

Fascinized by CGD1995 April 28, 2010

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash 

When your partner butters up your ballsack with KY warming gel then vigorously gives you an old fashioned (hand job) with one hand while feverishly squeezing and yanking your balls with the other.

Rachel gave me the old fashioned butternut squash last night. I thought she was going to yank my nuts off there for a moment.

I’m sore as hell from the old fashioned butternut squash my step mom gave me yesterday after dad left for work. I need to keep the bathroom door locked.

Old Fashioned Butternut Squash by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018