polish Excalibur 

just another way for a guy to say jacking off.

Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.

How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.

polish Excalibur by leximagoo January 5, 2008

The Excalibur 

When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)

Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!

The Excalibur by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011

Majied Excalibur 

when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back

"oh hey its-"

*throat punched*

"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"

"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"

Majied Excalibur by fakename February 28, 2023

Lil_Excalibur 

bro science

That Lil_Excalibur guy really like astolfo and he says it's not gay because of his bro science.

Lil_Excalibur by NEEKABALAS December 5, 2023

Excaliburd Battlehawk 

Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.

Excaliburd Battlehawk once Ka Kawed and Chuck Norris flew over.

Excaliburd Battlehawk by BIG BIRD Battlehawk March 2, 2020

Axcalibur 

Type of guitar, usually with a Fender Statocaster shape.

"Is that a Strat?"

"No, it's an Axcalibur!"

Axcalibur by benstep11 September 2, 2005

Excalibong 

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.

"knights of the round table, behold... EXCALIBONG!"

Excalibong by Angus May 20, 2004