enlightenment

A "Neo seeing code view in the matrix" moment in real life; specially juicy if done through tantra or guided shamanistic drug evenings, and the bonus you get for near-death experiences.

"Who said that? Oh my God. I am living my mother. Get me outta here!" Pop!
"aaaaah - if I shut up and think before I speak, I won't risk repeating what's she's said, and if I loosen up and fuck whoever I please without trendy value judgements ruining my merging experience I'll be a happier person"

enlightenment by Kikio December 28, 2003

Apple of Enlightenment 

A strange figure that Starman Deluxe mentions toward the end of EarthBound, upon his defeat by your hands. It has no known manifestation in the game nor is it said to have one. All that it says is that Ness and his friends are bound to beat Giygas.

Starman Deluxe: You're much stronger *whirrr* than our intelligence indicated...
We were not *beep* prepared for that eventuality...
The Prophecy from the *click* Apple of Enlightenment may be true...
but you must not *whirrr* underestimate us.

Apple of Enlightenment by WeegeevsWeegee October 29, 2010

Enlightenment

The act of separating your ego from your self and becoming pure awareness.

This is what enlightenment is all about, not that fake woke bullshit everyone's been spitting these days.

If you ever use enlightenment in a sentence to represent yourself. You need to take that ego down a notch bob.

Enlightenment by b0d May 26, 2020

People of the Natural Enlightenment 

an environmental movement/group/cult that holds leprechauns and three leaf clovers in high regard as they tie in to their theory about solving the global warming crisis.

the People of the Natural Enlightenment partake in environmental workshops to clean the earth

People of the Natural Enlightenment by ezohar April 22, 2009

Enlightium Academy 

Enlightium Academy is a Christian academy which tricks you, cuz looks can be deceiving, its actually a living HELL!!! THEY CAN TAKE THERE EA POLICY AND SHOVE IT, SEE IF I GIVE 2 FLYING PURPLE FUCKS<3 Mr. L can suk my duck:P

Damn, Enlightium Academy sucks.

Enlightium Academy by softball_sis023 March 31, 2022

Enlightened

Being in one of two particular states of high achieved from smoking marijuana or the synthetic JWH found in some brands of incense.

The first level of enlightenment is characterized by a euphoric enjoyment of reading and writing literature (especially poetry) or philosophy. This is particularly true of the works of the Beat writers of the 50's. This state is best accompanied by medium low lighting, the music of Charlie Parker or Miles Davis, the poetry of Alan Ginsberg and Gary Snyder, a notebook and pen, and a pack of cigarettes.

The second level of enlightenment is more trippy and psychedelic. The Beatles "Here Comes the Sun" and coloring in a coloring book are the preferred activities for this state. Staring off into space "thinking about stuff." In this state, one may profess to be able to understand the meaning of the songs "Come Together" or "I Am the Walrus." The following examples are representative of the second level of enlightenment.

1. Friend 1: How enlightened are you right now?

Friend 2: I'm pretty baked, in the sense that I feel like

the fried potato wedges under the warming

lamp at the deli in the grocery store.

2. Text from hot female friend: Just how enlightened are you?

Enlightened reply: If you were here right now, you'd

probably want to hug me, because it would seem like

I was about to turn into a cartoon animal.

Enlightened by Random122387 October 29, 2010

Enlightened One

1. One who is marked by a considerable amount of knowledge and reasoning ability.
2. A legendary Starsiege: Tribes player and charmer of young females.
3. A garden tool used primarily for digging.

That studious boy is studying so he can become an Enlightened One.

Enlightened One by Charles Favroth February 19, 2003