douche-gobbler 

Someone who has exceded the limitations of being an ordinary douchebag or doucher. Someone that is so lame their only purpose on this earth is gobbling douches.

Tim is such a huge douche-gobbler because he is mainly concerned with the north fargo taco bell closing

douche-gobbler by EmDix January 20, 2009

tour de douche

"A peloton of weekend warrior d-bags clogging up the roadways decked out in full cycling regalia, led by a yellow jersey'd supreme douche extraordinaire."

I was late to work because I got stuck behind the tour de douche.

tour de douche by Zephyr007 October 14, 2015

Music Douche 

Pronunciation: \ myü-zikˈdüsh\
Function: noun
Date: September 6, 2009

A person who thinks they know more about music, and have better taste in music than anyone they know; one who only likes obscure bands, and who stops listening to musicians once they gain notoriety. When asked what kind of music they listen to, a music douche will answer "indie" even though that describes nothing.

“I just don’t really care about The Beatles, I mean there were so many bands from that period who were more talented.” –Elayna

“Well yeah, but you don’t have to be a music douche about it” –Eliza

Music Douche by The vermafia September 8, 2009

Douche Flagon 

A person who is beyond the standard "cup or "pint' o douche, but falls slightly short of a "bucket" of douche therefore qualifies as a Douche Flagon.

Joe- Dude, that guys a cup o' douche.
Bob- No he's a douche bucket
Jim- Wrong on both accounts guys, he is a Douche Flagon

Douche Flagon by h@tch November 3, 2012

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

industrial sized bag of douche 

adjective

1. a very large douche bag (bag of douche), hence "industrial"

2. Someone who is an idiot, or really lame.

3. Used as a diss

my brother is such an industrial sized bag of douche

industrial sized bag of douche by xenu! May 22, 2008

douche ex machinist 

A writer of limited talent who weaves a myriad of complex plot lines into the beginning of his work, only to later abandon most of those plot lines in a lazy ‘deus ex machina’ story ending.

Did you watch the ending of ‘Battlestar Galactica’? There was a really douche ex machinist at work on that final episode!

douche ex machinist by AuntyMouse April 11, 2009