Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.

Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Dichmann by MikeTheShikes April 6, 2019

dichlorodifluoromethane 

dichlorodifluoromethane known as r12 or freon 12 was used in household refrigeration air conditioning car air conditioning commercial refrigeration and air conditioning before it was phased out in the 1990s due to concerns of ozone layer destruction and replaced by tetrafluoroethane know as r134a and other ozone safe refrigerants

dude my car air conditioner has dichlorodifluoromethane r12 in it and it cools really well should i upgrade to r134a
no man your car air conditioner was designed for dichlorodifluoromethane your system is not leaking theres no need to upgrade from r12 to r134a r12 is superior to r134a with the best cooling you can get stay with r12 you will be a lot happier

dude i never thought of it that way wow

dichlorodifluoromethane by littlejimmie March 4, 2019

dichroscope 

A greek word for a dick so long it looks like a telescope.

Look at that dichroscope!

dichroscope by le pseudonym March 5, 2018

Dichtungs Dienstag

Dichtungs Dienstag ˈdɪçtʊŋsˈdi nsta k (or DD) ist einer der wichtigsten Tage der Woche.

Es ist egal was du machen musst, arbeiten, Schule, lernen, an diesem Tag werden keine Ausnahmen gemacht, denn es wird sich gottlos weg gedichtet. Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Dichtungs Donnerstag der zwei Tage später stattfindet.

Louis: Schau mal welcher Tag heute ist. Is mir egal ob du Abschlussarbeit machst oder was auch immer. Ich will keine Ausreden hören.
Raphi: haha nice one. ja Abends geht schon. da meints einer wohl ernst.
Louis: Es ist Dichtungs Dienstag da gibts kein Spaß

Dichtungs Dienstag by raidd May 17, 2022

fat or pregnant dichotomy 

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

fat or pregnant dichotomy by randygland25 August 18, 2010

dicht 

An old Scots word meaning to wipe; as in, clean.
mop,wipe,clean,freshen-up,wash.

"It's high time you gave that floor a dicht!"
"Go and gie yer face a dicht!"

dicht by Inja November 24, 2007

College Graduate Dichotomy 

When a person graduates from college, although they have a degree they may not be able to get a job because they don’t have experience. But, they can’t get experience unless they get a job.

The term was first coined by Dain Lewis on his blog the smart college grad.

Jack graduated from college with a degree in business. But, Jack didn't work at any businesses while in college. Jack then couldn't get a job after college because he didn't have experience. But, he couldn't gain any experience because no one would hire him. Jack found himself in the college graduate dichotomy.

College Graduate Dichotomy by collegegrad January 8, 2011