Systemtic Deception 

Jimmy falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception
Marys systemic deception prevented her from believing in our creator.

The act of making a people believe something that's false through various systems like schools, churches, pseudo science, cosmology, evolution and other forms of indoctrination in order too control a false narrative.

'Jimmy' falsely believed the earth was a globe because of Systemtic Deception

Systemtic Deception by Scotovna November 12, 2020

Defamation Juice 

Get 1 40 oz bottle of your choice, drink some, and refill it with 2 shots of Popov vodka back in it. Created by the Defamation League.

"We get the night to pop off,
grab a forty n twist the top off,
take a couple sips then refil it with Popov.
Call it Defamation Juice"
-Shake It, Defamation League

Defamation Juice by $pencer August 29, 2006

erection deflection 

The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.

I was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english class.

erection deflection by Whimbo February 7, 2006

self-defecating 

Similar to self-deprecating, only unintentional and so bad you might as well poop all over yourself.

Did you hear Joe Biden's latest comment on obama's big stick? He has a totally self-defecating sense of humor.

self-defecating by troy nc September 30, 2012

Deception 

The act of deceiving another. An action used for personal gain by lying to someone. If you tell are lie, and they believe you, you are deceiving them; deception.

The art of successfully using deception is a skill worth mastering if you know how to use it.

Deception by kyle.biddle January 23, 2011

Fart of deception 

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

Fart of deception by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

unpublished defenition 

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

unpublished defenition by originalnugman April 27, 2019