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THE DANDELION 

When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
"Dude I went to eat her ass and there was some toilet paper stuck on her so I gave her The Dandelion."
When you go to eat the pussy or the ass and you see little pieces of toilet paper so you just blow them away and make a wish.
THE DANDELION by RATTLESNAKE JAKE January 26, 2018

Pink Dandelion 

When a woman shits on a man's chest and then has her period on top of the shit. Then she licks it off his chest and he cums in her mouth and she swallows the mixture.
My wife gave me a pink dandelion last night and she ate it. She told me it tasted great!
Pink Dandelion by thefox_4 November 29, 2011

Yellow Dandelion 

The term used when having sexual relations with someone that has liver failure.
Even though John's bitch is dying he still does the Yellow Dandelion on her ass
Yellow Dandelion by Ginnis71 October 31, 2018

Mississippi Dandelion 

When a man ejsculates into his hand, and proceeds to blow the ejaculant onto his partners face with his mouth.
"Dude I hit kaleigh last night."
"Did you bust on her face?"
"I wanted to, but I nutted too fast and had to cup it in my hand and gave her a Mississippi Dandelion instead."

CHUBBY DANDELION 

a CHUBBY DANDELION Is a genetically deformed dandelion that looks fat/chubby. Scientists don't know why chubby dandelions exist, especially since they're common in lawns, and can be annoying to get rid of just like any other weed in the grass.
"A CHUBBY DANDELION grew in my lawn, this isn't good!"
CHUBBY DANDELION by flyerfishy July 24, 2024

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"

The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"
The "'Dandelion'" Deed Is Known As "'Wayne`~`Gretzky'"