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crossing the humber bridge

Similar to crossing the Delaware, (i.e. oral sex going between vagina and anus) but more locally defined as going from the fishy bit to the shitty bit.
My husband obviously likes driving at work, he always tells me how much he enjoys crossing the Humber Bridge several times a day.
crossing the humber bridge by Rab54 December 10, 2017

Crossing the Rubicock 

A variation of the term 'Crossing the Rubicon'. A phrase where a woman had ventured down the path of sleeping around, having numerous hook up sex with multiple partners, cheating on spouses, having children out of wedlock, committing adultery, initiating divorces, accumulating STDs and the like, and thus had sealed herself from any chance of ever returning to her previous identity of being a chaste female with a good upbringing and life choices that would attract men looking for a serious relationship.
Sally is crossing the Rubicock by dumping her boyfriend of 5 years and sleeping around with several other men while she was on campus. Now after graduation she is trying to get back to her ex claiming she is not having fun anymore of doing that, to no avail.
Crossing the Rubicock by alam101 November 22, 2019

crossing the river styx 

When your friend passes out at a party, and you proceed to droop your hanging testicles over his eye sockets and allow them to rest on his closed lids.

Derived from Greek mythology:
The dead would be buried with gold coins in their eye sockets, to pay Charon the ferryman to carry their body across the River Styx and into the Underworld.
1) Man, Sean totally Crossed the River Styx last night at that party.

2) Eric and Patti drank way too much and blacked out. I helped them Cross the River Styx while Ryan took photos.
crossing the river styx by Andy January 30, 2005

Crossing the Border 

As a male, having sex with a Hispanic female.
Ken: "Dude did you hook up w/ that fine ass Latina last night?"

Ryan: "Hell ya dude, I fucking crossed the border!"

Ken: "You went crossing the border? Nice. Slap hands!"
Crossing the Border by Bro Fuss November 22, 2009

Crossing the Delaware

Having sex with a girlfriend or boyfriend while he or she is asleep. Originates from George Washington's sneak attack against the British on Christmas Day 1776 and his numerous nocturnal sneak attacks on Martha W.
Bill tried Crossing the Delaware last night, but I woke up and pushed him off me.

crossing wires 

a girl I know said , I think we are "crossing wires" what the hell does this mean does anyone know
we are getting our wires crossed
crossing wires by mxpx_punk December 28, 2003