could care less 

to imply that it is possible to care less about something but you have not yet reached that deep level of "not giving a fucking crap" due to being forced to divert brain power to other things.

"I could care less what you think about me because I'm simply too busy to fucking deal with it right now."

could care less by xcelsior September 4, 2005

could care less 

When you don't care about something, so much so that you can't be bothered to lower your interest in the activity, as that would take more effort than you are willing to put forth.

John: I see you failed your math class?
Bob: Whatever. I could care less.

could care less by boxboy23 November 24, 2006

could care less 

a phrase that angers prescriptivists. apparently people hate this idiom because it means the exact opposite of what it means if you take it literally. but that's the problem, you're taking idioms literally and expecting them to be logical. that's not how idioms work.

person 1: i could care less
person 2: you mean "i couldn't care less"? "i could care less" means that you do care to some extent. learn english lul
person 1: apparently you do not know how idioms work.
person 2: it's not an idiom it's a phrase made up by the uneducated english speakers who don't know how to speak their language lululul my variety of language is clearly superior to others
person 1: ok prescriptivist

could care less by Crihn Bowonib May 6, 2021

could be amazing

Secritive term for amazing sex. Wen sneaking around not wantin ppl to kno wat ur talkin bout

Cum on babii u wanna see if it could be amazing.
Jill and I are gunna go down to tha beach to see if it could be amazing.

could be amazing by Skinny Wonder September 5, 2010

Could it be Rukato?(run away locomon Alexander's style) 

Ok Look After The After The Video I Doining From Fanfiction.Net Ok Just Wait

Rukato:(Ruki And Takato)

Rikato:(Rika And Takato)

Could it be Rukato?(run away locomon Alexander's style)

Could it be Rukato?(run away locomon Alexander's style) by cALDER33 September 29, 2013

Could care less 

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."

Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...

Could care less by The Yar February 13, 2018

could ship 

could come in handy

Those condoms could ship

could ship by plmkoijn March 7, 2018