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cooperitis 

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.
"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"
cooperitis by bestservedcold August 6, 2012
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Coopersuper 

Had gay sex with cobrablitz, the transgender and was also participated in the furry competition.
They looked at him as if he was a coopersuper
Coopersuper by lolgo June 6, 2021

Cooperidos 

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.
"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"
Cooperidos by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011

cornerism 

The observation of people placing furniture or any item on angles in corners.
What fine cornerism. They way they put the cage in one corner and a fish tank in the other. What beautiful angles they used.
cornerism by darkbeer42 November 6, 2017

Coopersuper8 

A small youtuber with a fanbase that is also pretty small. He is a mobile player on geometry dash and has been waiting for 2.11 for a while now. Prayers go out to him
Sean: Did you hear about that youtuber "Coopersuper8"?
Nate: Yeah! I did!
Sean: he's so cool
Nate: I feel bad that he hasn't gotten 2.11 yet though
Coopersuper8 by ItsYeBoiiiiii November 15, 2017
A traditional Australian greeting, referencing the South Australian beer of the same name. Can also be used to express gratitude.
Mate 1: "G'day!"
Mate 2: "Coopers!"
coopers by BryanPeppers November 13, 2011
Cooperate + Compromise = Working together while giving up something for the greater of the group.
We're going to have to cooperise, guys.
Cooperise by F*ckingMlgdy October 16, 2010