Cooperidos

This is a disorder that causes you to do freaky things like make weird kissy faces, or stick your head in someones hoodie. Some of the other symptoms include telling a handful of girls the same thing at the same time. May also cause you to be crusty and have a lack of game when it comes to girls. The cause of this disorder is simply by being an asshole but in some cases you are just born with it and it cant be treated and you WILL die alone. Beware.

"Oh my god, he was diagnosed with cooperidos last week.. stay away!"

by qwertyuiop10 November 6, 2011

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Coopergoose

A cooper goose is a particular type of goose/person displaying the characteristics of what can only be described as a Coopergoose. These characteristics can vary from a propensity to random acts of clumsiness and tripping over thin air to being a Lydia. Cooper gooses tend to be 'Lydia' or 'Lyd' in name.

Look at that Coopergoose!

Such a Coopergoose!
Coopergoose face

by shamashandai August 25, 2014

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Cooperosexual

The act of having sex with something, Doesn't matter what gender or if its dead or alive or even if it's an object you will have sex with it.

Geez! Jared is so cooperosexual, he said he would bang a dog and an empty shoe.

by YaoiDreams January 14, 2016

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cooperitis

Cooperitis is a phenomena in nature that generally occurs in fast-aging humanoid males who suffer from the physical paradox of denying he is going bald despite having ginger hair. Researchers in this field of medicine believe the disorder may be linked to tick or mosquito bites but admit that no cure has, or is likely, to be found, and advise patients to endorse laser treatment or to use flooring adhesive to eradicate 'rogue' follicles. Sufferers tend to be social pariahs and can use violence when the illness is broached. Famous examples include Ron Howard and Neil Kinnock.

"Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except the Cooperitis sufferer with ailments recurring, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would bring him new hair"

by bestservedcold August 6, 2012

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