Keep Calm and Chive On 

A saying commonly used by frequent visitors to the website the Chive. Chivers, as they're commonly referred to, are known for their worship of actor Bill Murray, pictures of cats, and soft pornography. Keep Calm Chive On is usually abbreviated to KCCO.

"Did you get your shirt from the Chive that says 'Keep Calm and Chive On' yet?

"No, because they're always fucking sold out."

Keep Calm and Chive On by Kiki X. Grammarstone August 27, 2013

Don't Give Me No Chive Burger 

A special Bob's Burgers burger... that's served with no chives!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"

Don't Give Me No Chive Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

butt chive 

a butthole with a giant hemeroid sticking out with a shape of bowl of chives

sam said "look at johnny's ass" as johnny was bent over in gym class " he's got a giant roid!" billy said "he's such a butt chive dude"

butt chive by jetrush September 23, 2009

The Chive 

An awesome site for viewing photos of whores. The best part: every girl with daddy issues and no self-respect uploads photos for the world to see. These types of females feel vulnerable elsewhere, but when you put a bunch of whores together, they let loose and show off their well-spent goods to the world.

I totally saw Sara on DAR! I know she slept with every guy on campus, but it's still nice to see her begging for acceptance on the chive!

The Chive by Awesome R December 26, 2012

keep calm and chive on 

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

keep calm and chive on by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013

Keep Calm And Chive on 

There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!

My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.

Keep Calm And Chive on by Bub2627 August 27, 2013

Keep Calm and Chive On 

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

Keep Calm and Chive On by angeleux November 9, 2013