Super Carney Combo 

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

Super Carney Combo by Brian Boitano July 4, 2004

todd carney 

marro the big fat doggy

TODD Carneyyyyyy

todd carney by todddc June 11, 2018

jason carney 

A person from Boone Iowa who will accept challenges on the spot and loves pork chops, or anything made of chocolate

Always loosen bolts pushing away from your self or you will Jason Carney yourself

jason carney by Mkonv March 14, 2019

The Carney Strikes Back Combo 

An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.

The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.

As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.

Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"

The Carney Strikes Back Combo by jamie_ledge December 12, 2008

ben carney 

ben carney is a jewish nerd who looks kinda like a rat

uhghg its ben carney Im gonna kms

ben carney by ratfacejewboy June 16, 2016

Joshua carney 

A person who likes to steal from family members and friends. Likes to fuck underage girls who look like little boys. He smokes weed and does any other drug if you tell him too. He likes to lie about everything and cheat on every girl he's ever dated. He also likes to steal cars and people's rent money. Joshua Carney is a metrosexu hipster with a small brain that barely ever gets used.

You are acting like a real joshua carney

Joshua carney by Dickryddle September 5, 2016

Mr Carney

The most feared gangster and serial paedophile the world has ever seen. He worked at Deniliquin high and moved to Bega as the cops started to catch up to him. He can likely be found hiding near schools or playground, or likely under your bed. Mr Carney has a cult following known as the CarneyGang and the can be identified by the red and black polo sports t-shirts. Watch out for Mr Carney the virginity thief, he’ll make your anus bleed.

Jack West: see that white liquid on the window.
Jono: yeh that was me and MrCarney.
Mildog: No Doubt, he locked me up in his van and I worked as his sex slave for a week.
Davo: That’s the Mr Carney we all know and love.
Jack West: I hear he has a fedish for frog ranga amphibions.
Harry-A: IM NOT A BLOODY RANGA
All: Shut up Syndrome.

Mr Carney by Local Street Ranga March 30, 2020