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Baghdad battery 

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

Baghdad pendulum 

It is a sex practice that involves two people spitting someone’s penis from mouth to mouth while French kissing. It has 3 variations:
1) Conservative:

Two women French kiss over a dick of a man and repeatedly put his dick into the other mouth.
2) Tyrannical:
Same, as 1 but with a chopped off dick. This is a practice of Saddam Hussein himself and his associates.
3) Modern:
It was invented by Savva Vovk. He is known for his ability to suck himself. The practice involves him taking his dick into mouth, while positioning himself for a woman to approach him from the top and kissing him on his lips. The pendulum begins with the girl inserting a dildo into his anal as a signal. Then oscillations begin and the practice is the same with the other two variations.
Savva performed the Baghdad pendulum last night

bombing baghdad 

Guy: "Sorry dude, I'll be right back, just Bombing Baghdad."
Other Guy: "Watch out for civilian casualties."
bombing baghdad by wongabird December 3, 2009

Bagpipes from baghdad 

The title of Eminem's song dissing nick cannon and his wife Mariah Carey.Bagpipes from Baghdad refers to a hookah.In the past hookahs were traditionally used for smoking Weed and opium.Saying someone is blowing on their bagpipes from Baghdad means they must be high.
Mark:you see that fox over there at the end of the bar
Jeff:yeah, why?
Mark:ima hit that
Jeff:yeah right bro you must be blowing on those bagpipes from baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload
- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

The Baghdad 

When you say you're going to pull out but you never do.
This girl told me she wasn't on the pill so I had to pull out. When the time came I said forget that and gave her The Baghdad.
The Baghdad by TheBaghdad October 10, 2008