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Finger asthma 

n.

A condition found among internet users which causes them to type with excessive presses of the enter key, breaking up their communique into numerous, seemingly wheezed mini-messages.
18:14 Uncle: Final fix
18:14 Uncle: Get this
18:14 Uncle: Gun addons
18:14 Uncle: More ammo
18:14 Uncle: Lower dmg
18:14 Uncle: High dmg
18:14 Uncle: Lower ammo
18:14 Uncle: But
18:14 Uncle: Make it
18:14 Uncle: like this
18:15 Uncle: You can have
18:15 Uncle: dmg and reload speed.
18:15 Uncle: Or faster fire rate
18:15 Uncle: And more ammo
18:15 Crytical: That finger asthma of yours is really making it hard for me to grasp what you're even talking about.
Finger asthma by Crytical September 5, 2010

Poop asthma 

Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
I think my dad has poop asthma.
Poop asthma by gabey wabey October 9, 2020

Type 2 Asthma 

Like the first type, Type 2 Asthma is a respiratory condition that makes breathing very difficult. Which can cause very heavy (Sexual) breathing. But what's also unique to this, is that it causes the person to have conditions very similar to Autism. As in the person is mentally stupid and doesn't have Common Sense. Side effects of Type 2 Asthma is that it causes the person to have orgasms or act very constipated.
"Guys I think this kid has Type 2 Asthma"
Type 2 Asthma by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019

Meme asthma

That moment when you saw something so funny you wheeze, start laugh coughing, and then it turns into a full on miserable cough.
Damn, Alex just slipped on the oil I set up in the kitchen to prank him. I don't regret it, I got such a good laugh out of it it gave me meme asthma!

Love Asthma 

The feeling of breathlessness one gets when a romantic gesture is made. Nothing can be done to stop the feeling which is likened to a gas canister exploding in the chest.

Once you have 'Love Asthma' nothing can be done to cure this feeling - it will hit you from time to time, rendering you useless and unable to carry out normal day-to-day activities.
Jimmy: 'You are the single most beautiful, thoughtful, intelligent, witty girl in the entire world and I really cant wait until you're my wife'

Lulu: 'Now I have Love Asthma'
Love Asthma by StJimmyL March 1, 2010

Your City Gave Me Asthma 

An album that the twitch streamer Wilbur Soot wrote. It is NOT an aesthetic, and it is mostly about his ex. and it’s also not a TikTok song.

List of songs in the album:

Jubilee Line
Saline Solution
Since I Saw Vienna
Losing Face
Your Sister Was Right
La Jolla
I‘m Sorry Boris
Person1: have you listened to Your City Gave Me Asthma?
Person2: yes! It’s something to ball your eyes out.