my dick died can i bury it in your ass? 

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

my dick died can i bury it in your ass? by 8008s March 1, 2010

show your ass 

making yourself look like a jackass or an asshole, being a dick. embarrassing yourself or the people you are with in public or in front of other people, usually by doing something socially unacceptable. exposing your true colors in a negative way. also, having a nasty attitude in a public setting.

When my husband started that argument, yelling all our personal business while we were out in the street, he didn't do anything but show his ass to the neighbors.

when you decided to dance with that tramp instead of your girlfriend, that's when you decided to show your ass.

show your ass by Viral_Insanity April 28, 2010

do your ass

lose most, if not all, of money you have gambled or risked

The longer you play the slot machines the more certain it becomes that you will do your ass.

do your ass by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

your ass sucks canal water 

You're full of shit

Your ass sucks canal water

your ass sucks canal water by SFItalianAmerican January 2, 2019

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

blowing smoke up your ass

A person who gives complements blindly and without thought.

I try to criticize you so that you can improve, but you are not willing to listen. You just want me to always be blowing smoke up your ass.

blowing smoke up your ass by Eluu December 31, 2016

Thumb up your ass

(adj.) Not doing what you should be doing, be it at work or in free time. Pls note it can be 'thumb up my/your/his/hers/possessive pronoun's ass" as needed. I just put "your" in the entry title because it's the most common.

Manager bitching at employee at anywhere Wal Mart USA: Yo! Cletus! Stop sitting around with your thumb up your ass and get unpacking those crates.

Thumb up your ass by Zamboni_fahrer August 5, 2010