Abel 

A person who has a heart that can only be touched, unlocked, and filled by Chelsie

Abel and Chelsie in love forever.

Abel by able August 19, 2013

Abel 

This dude ass at 2k like horrible he the type of guy to lose to a 75 overall just trash. Pretty ass at CoD too like he’s a bot 100%. Gets bullied a lot but that what happens when you’re name is Abel

Andrek: Dude you’re an Abel
Alamo: wtf no I’m not I’m worse

Abel by Curry chicken May 5, 2020

Abel 

Someone who's trying to be funny but completely fails. In some countries Abel is replaced with the name Angelo.

Both Abel and Angelo originated in the Netherlands. Like most words in the urban dictionary they were used by a select group of people. The use of both words is getting more popular internationally caused by the internet.

He's not funny, he's an Abel.

Abel by ic3d January 14, 2008

Abel 

To be filithy snobby rich and refuse to give anything to anyone;
or

to refuse to eat Taco Mayo;
or
to

refuse to give away a cheap grill

Dacia Abel or the Abester.

Abel by Just an average Joe August 19, 2011

abel 

small penis

wow you have an abel penis

abel by hku.gcgxffiygnx May 9, 2019

Abel 

Annoying.

Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."

Abel "Oh? What about?"

Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"

Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"

Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"

Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."

Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"

Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"

Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!

Cain "...... Abel?......"

Abel by Hym Iam April 24, 2022

Abel 

Probably deserved it.

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*

Abel by Hym Iam June 18, 2022