wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015

a very stable asshole

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become apparent to most of us as we head into this impeachment inquiry that the Pussy Grabber in Chief is a very stable asshole.

a very stable asshole by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

Tighter than a nun's asshole. 

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

Tighter than a nun's asshole. by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili 

what a queer cowboy does.

What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? “I’d grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.”

grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili by aq_ua March 29, 2021

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. 

A metaphor relating to a stupid, ignorance, and educated person that can not distinguish similarities between items or objects.

George is so stupid, he don't know the difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground.

Difference between his asshole and a hole in the ground. by KD.Stinkmeaner November 15, 2011

Asshole Whack a Mole 

A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com

Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.

Asshole Whack a Mole by Davinci Fox December 12, 2009

A real live asshole 

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.

Wes! You are a real live asshole.

A real live asshole by K. Bradford July 5, 2018