Molly Whop 

verb, transitive. To slap another's face with one's penis. Usually said in response to an insult or other cutting remark directed at the speaker.

noun. A slap to the face with the penis.

Note: A molly whop works best when accompanied by the insinuation that the "whopper" has a particularly large penis. This can be accomplished by adding a qualifier after the phrase, or by prior knowledge of the "whoppee" of the "whopper"'s enormous penis.

verb form:
Jane: Can we please go to the mall today?
John: Jane, so help me god, if you ask me that one more time I'll molly whop ya!

noun form:
Jack: So I heard you and Jane had a fight the other day. What was all that about?
John: Well, she was being a bitch, so I gave her a good ol'-fashioned molly whop with my burgeoning man-meat.
Jack: Ha ha! That'll teach her!

Molly Whop by Rob N July 24, 2008

molly 

a type of girl who wears really cool sweaters.

That girl sure is a Molly! Rock on

molly by MHSgurrl March 14, 2007

Molly's asshole 

the term given to the remnants of MDMA you have left over after snorting.

Hurry up! Finish your line then lick Molly's asshole!

Molly's asshole by xoMissK May 16, 2011

Molly 

Even if you haven't met molly she's amazing! And when you do it will most likely be the best day in your adolescent life. She's super funny, and super nice! Every Molly loves a good youtube video, so post one on her wall. Don't be shy around Molly, no worries just take your friends phone away and say something random. For instance "I heard you weren't awkward".

It doesn't matter if you haven't met Molly, you'll love her anyways!

Molly is so cool!

Molly by hiimfromurbandictionary October 17, 2009

Molly 

Absolute stunner. Classy woman that still knows how to have a good time. Usually blonde tall and thin with a great rack and butt. Life of the party with friends in the right places. Loyal and loving to a small circle. Anyone would be lucky to know a Mollly. Also known to be great in the sack.

Did you see that blonde bombshell in the VIP?

Ya she was fine.. That's a Molly for sure.

Molly by Emmatease December 25, 2012

molly oneil 

1. a person who sleeps around slut
2. a person who seeks social acceptance through jokes
3. someone who is smart, pretty, but non-athletic

that girl got a perfect score on the SAT's and she's so pretty but she doesnt play any sports.. what a molly oneil.

A: did you hear emily makeing those dumb jokes this morning? i was going to HURL
B: i know she was being such a molly oneil

molly oneil by Colleen Yergacheffe May 16, 2006

Molly 

A girl that may seem sort of shy at first, but you just have to get to know her. She has lovely blue eyes, long brown hair, and a personality like no other. She will make you like her some way or another. She would never dare to hurt you, and always trys to see the best in people! She's sweet, kind, honest, funny, stylish, and just plain unique. I've liked her ever since the 3rd grade, and I'm a sophomore now, when she looks at you with those big blue eyes of hers, well there's no turning back! She's innocent but daring and mysterious at the same time. Everyone I can think of likes her because she's herself and doesn't try to be anyone else. Anyone would be lucky to have her, I'm just lucky enough to be her friend. I truly hope that everyone out there could meet a Molly like this(:

"Are you okay, it looked like you were crying earlier?"-Allie
"Yeah I'm fine, Molly talked to me(:"-Kendra

Molly by ForeverYours<33 January 22, 2011