Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

Lettuce by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

Lettuce trim 

A woman's beefy vagina.
(Defined by Daniel Tosh on Tosh Show 2/20/24)

Check out the lettuce trim on that porn star.

Lettuce trim by Old Guy February 20, 2024

Lettuce Trim 

A woman's disgusting beefy vagina that needs to get cleaned up.

The baby gap sells 4-pack toddler socks mimicking the style of lettuce trim.

Lettuce Trim by Fort Skin February 22, 2024

lettuce in the head 

Someone who is getting too self confident and showing off

Someone when assumes a higher rank and becomes so full of oneself

Ever since she got that new car she grew lettuce in the head

Ever since he applied to the new job he has lettuce in the head

This guy is too arrogant and has lettuce in the head

lettuce in the head by Darth Xenon 222 August 18, 2024

Lettuce Licker

a lesbian vegetable named Elloise

My friend Elloise is a lettuce licker

Lettuce Licker by YumYumYum0101 November 1, 2025

Lettuce Mulch

To strongly agree with one’s opinion or thought.

My brother is so cool and good looking! Lettuce Mulch!

Lettuce Mulch by Woodrow the Magnificent December 22, 2025

dropping lettuce 

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

dropping lettuce by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008